dear thighs:
GO AWAY! okay, not completely, because you connect my legs to my waist, and do lots of other useful things, including making it possible to ski, but for the love of GOD! you're far too squishy for bathingsuit season. my ultimate goal is that you will shrink down so i can be happy with you! not to mention feel good in a pair of shorts.
i want to wear shorts this summer and feel COMFORTABLE and in-control. :) please self, work away those thighs!
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